Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Reading the Obituaries

It's been a while since I posted a blog. So, let's talk about something cheerful. Like death, for instance.

Occasionally, I find it interesting to comb through the obituary columns to see who has died recently. Some may consider this a morbid pastime, but for me it is the modern-day equivalent of the old Buddhist practice of spending nights in a charnel house. First, it reminds me how lucky I am to be alive; and secondly, it is a reminder of those folks who have in some way influenced me during my half-century-plus on this spinning rock. (It is also much more pleasant, and less stinky than spending a night in an actual charnel house. The only contact I allow myself with deceased bones is when I'm giving one to my dog. Otherwise, things gets a bit complicated, and the police tend to get involved. Trust me on this.)

So which persons of note have shuffled off their mortal coil in 2015 thus far? By the way, this list excludes all politicians, since I can't think of a single one during my lifetime that has made a positive contribution to my existence - except insofar as they provide a behavioural model not to be followed.

Here is my list, and what the individuals concerned taught me...

Terry Pratchett (66) - author of the Discworld novels - "Sometimes fantasy is more real than reality"
Dave Mackay (80) - Scottish footballer - "You can eat pork pies and still be a professional athlete"
Alan Howard (77) - English actor - "Shakespeare can be sexy"
Louis Jourdan (93) - French actor - "Not all French people are bad, and some of them can act"
Colleen McCullough (69) - author of The Thorn Birds - "Crying at a book is OK"
Leonard Nimoy (83) - American actor - "If you live long enough, you prosper"
Anita Ekberg (83) - Swedish-Italian actress - "Busty ladies look great in fountains"
Demis Roussos (68) - Egyptian-born Greek singer - "Anybody can sing, even when they can't"
Geraldine McEwan (82) - British actress - "Style never goes out of fashion"

OK, and now a word from our sponsor. Well, from me.

If you're depressed - and you should be after reading the above - here's something to cheer you up (or not). The prequel to my 'Time, Blood and Karma' series - entitled A Poison Tree - is available FREE on Amazon Kindle worldwide*** from 31 March to 4 April. And, of course, there's some untimely deaths in it. Popular links below. Enjoy (or not, as is your wont).

*** except in China, where they think I'm a dick, allegedly.

USA - Kindle USA

UK - Kindle UK

Canada - Kindle Canada

Australia - Kindle Australia

Yes, it really is free. There is no catch, and no salesmen will call. Honest.


  1. ...great to see yer stuff on a blog, again, that man ... terrific post :)

  2. Cheers, Lord G. Hey, it looks like I might be coming back to Dubai for a couple of years! Will ping you the details in the next few days :)

  3. As with 'The Kilt Man' it's great to see 'yer' [sic - but not really!] stuff on a blog. Hope all is well with you... Myself, going thru cataract crapola! Always my best...

    1. Take care, BR. Sending some positive vibes your way.

  4. Oh dear oh dear, I’m late…blame it on my trip Beyond The Wall, visiting family in Scotland, bonnier than ever this Easter with blue skies and temperatures of 20°C.
    As always, your blog provokes thoughts. I’ll just add, if I may, Ade Edmondson’s comment on Rik Mayall’s death last year ‘...there were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing.’
    Now that would be a good way to go.
    Could there be a film? Le Grand Rire?
    Hope the promo went well and that Book 4 in the series is galloping to the finishing post. My money's on Braddock!

  5. Hi, Laurette. I think it's fair to say Book 4 is doing a canter rather than a gallop at the moment :) Do textile workers dye laughing, I wonder?