Being a resident of the Land of Ladyboys - i.e. Thailand - I guess it was inevitable that sooner or later I was going to write a blog post about vaginas.
Well, maybe not inevitable, but likely.
Now for you guys who think, "Clitoris = A Roman General", there is not going to be much in this post to give you much assistance in finding the G-spot (which is not something to do with the velocity required to escape the Earth's atmosphere, by the way).
Science. This week I'm being scientific. Sort of.
My weary eyes were recently taken with the following headline:
ADVANCEMENTS IN REGENERATIVE MEDICINE HAVE MADE ARTIFICIAL VAGINAS A POSSIBILITY
We're talking prosthetics. Apparently. Here's how you make one, just in case you're stuck for something to do this weekend.
"You take cells from external genitalia and you ... create this scaffolding that you place the cells on, and then you implant it to actually create the cavity, and the body takes to it. Two of the the four women that have undergone this procedure at Wake Forest [University] were able to menstruate."
So, gentlemen, there you have it. Easy. Women are now officially redundant. Make one and keep it in your fridge - not in your freezer, obviously - for those evenings when there is nothing much on the TV. Buying dinner in expensive restaurants just to get laid is now a thing of the past. Plus, no mother-in-law, aggravation at forgetting birthdays, etc.
I gather Hollywood is going to make a film about it, entitled "Field of [Wet] Dreams II". The best line will no doubt be, "If you build it, they will come."
Isn't progress wonderful? Sort of.